Doug: (voice-over) Dear Journal, it's me, Doug. You know, last week, my life was just about perfect. When all of a sudden, my dad said the two most feared words in the whole world: "We're moving". Dad, could you try to dodge those bumps. I'm getting ink blobs in my journal. I hear my pro clam this spot in the name of the Funnies. Ta-dah!

Doug: (voice-over) New town, new school, new friends. What if I don't fit in? My sister Judy didn't seem to worry. To her, life was a great big movie and she's playing all the good parts.

Judy: The air is filled with What's that smell? Give me strength.