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Patti Mayonnaise
Name Patti Mayonnaise
Gender female
Spouse(s) None
Family Chad Mayonnaise
Job student
Interests beetball, ballet, bowling, weightlifting, baseball, basketball
Best Friends Connie Benge, Beebe Bluff, Porkchop, Doug Funnie, Judy Funnie, Skeeter Valentine
Enemies Roger Klotz
Patricia "Patti" Mayonnaise is the secret love of Doug Funnie and a recurring character in the series.


Patti is a native of Bluffington and lives with her wheelchair-bound father Chad. Patti's mother died in a car accident when she was 3 years old.

Despite these events she continues to hold a positive attitude on life and does her best to enjoy life with her friends and family.

Not only is she an ace student, she's also an accomplished athlete and a pro at the beet-centric sport Beetball. She is also a rude at times when she's hungry.

Relationship with DougEdit

Doug has a clear crush on Patti, and many of his Smash Adams and Quailman daydreams involve her as the damsel in distress.

In the episode "Doug & Patti Sittin' in a Tree," Patti asks Doug out to the movies and afterwards, the two consider the idea that it was a date, but try to laugh it off. They almost kissed, but Patti sort of felt scared as she seemed to have romantic feelings for Doug.


  • "We're having your favorite. Liver and Onions!"
  • "Doug Funnie, you're terrible."


  • While Patti is great at sports, she cannot cook.
  • Patti is known to say "y'all" a lot.
  • Patti's mother died a long time ago, making Doug one of the 5 Nickelodeon shows where a major character's mother has been explicitly confirmed to have passed away. The other four are Otto and Reggie from Rocket Power, Katara and Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender, Chuckie from Rugrats, and Arnold, from Hey Arnold
  • Patti used to have a darker complexion, but this was later changed to a more light complexion.


Before & AfterEdit

Doug & PattiEdit

Patti & FriendsEdit

Doug Bags a NeematoadEdit

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