|Family|| Judy Funnie (daughter, first-born)|
Doug Funnie (son, second-born)
Dirtbike Funnie (daughter third-born)
Patti Mayonnaise (daughter-in-law)
During a fair number of episodes of the Disney series Phil tries to give Doug "the talk"; however, he stumbles and goes about it in a really roundabout way. When Doug realizes that his dad is talking about intercourse, Doug reveals that he already learned about it in school and proceeds to tell his father about it off-screen in a quick and easy manner.
Phil (Doug's Big Brawl):Show me a man who resorts to violence, and I'll show you a man who has run out of good ideas.